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內容簡介: |
"This is the Michael Jordan of books." --Adam Carolla
"Completely and totally unwittingly, Paul Koehorst and Jacob
Lentz have written perhaps the most important new business book
since Who Moved My Cheese?" --Jim Cramer, Mad Money with Jim
Cramer
Like ''em, hate ''em or simply too busy to deal with ''em, you''re
going to end up face to face with ''em in the elevator, at the water
cooler and around every cubicle: friendly, talkative coworkers.
Ignore them and they''ll think you''re conceited and make your job
miserable. Talk to them and you''ll waste valuable time or even
worse--end up in a burdensome friendship.
The ultimate business book parody, There''s No I in Office
provides a solution to this conundrum of office politics so
brilliant that it''s just stupid enough to actually work. Packed
with meaningless things to say in any work situation, these 4293
clever little phrases will amuse your coworkers without starting a
real conversation. It''s your ticket to becoming a beloved stranger
to everyone in the office.
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關於作者: |
Paul Koehorst is a writer and TV producer from Pacific Grove,
California. He currently lives in Los Angeles and is the artist
behind the Sudoku Song. Jacob Lentz is a writer for ABC''s Jimmy
Kimmel Show, where he has overseen daily creative content and
produced numerous specials. Jacob is a graduate of Harvard. He
lives in Los Angeles, California.
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Introduction
How to Use This Book
Chapter I: Everyday Office Situations
Meaningless Things to Say...
When You Arrive at Work on Monday Morning
To People Who Get to Work Before You
When Your Carpool Picks You Up
To a Coworker in the Parking Lot When You Arrive at the Same
Time
When You''re Late for Work
When You Come to Work Hungover
When You Come to Work with a Black Eye
To a Coworker with Whom You Share an Office
When You and Your Coworkers Work in Cubicles
At the Coffee Machine
At the Copier
When Passing Someone in the Hall
In the Elevator
In the Bathroom
At the Water Cooler
At the Drinking Fountain
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Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Chapter 8
Chapter 9
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